I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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