After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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