North Korea, Best Korea!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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