i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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