Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no, he came in my armpit
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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