think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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