just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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