We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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