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  • 46 33
    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 2, 11 at 11:28am
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    *gestapo. now I win.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by pnr on Dec 1, 11 at 10:55am
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    I can't see how this could possibly go wrong

  • 39 31
    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 3, 11 at 12:54am
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    This is one of the bests texts I've seen

  • 37 29
    Submitted by 5643yeahright on Dec 3, 11 at 10:53pm
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    Good old responsible 781 always trying to look out for 617

  • 39 36
    Submitted by miss_whit on Dec 4, 11 at 12:54am
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    These texts always make me wonder what the hell are you doing that you are now covered in blood and why are your friends not concerned lol. Eh carpe diem?

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Colonel_Angus on Dec 1, 11 at 4:09pm
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    You're?

  • 31 49
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 3:35pm
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    I give about 30 seconds before cops are called

  • 35 60
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 1, 11 at 11:17am
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    "Dispatch, possible dead hooker at the hilton, I've got a man covered in blood wearing only pajamas, he seems dazed"