oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Randomize