The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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