remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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