the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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