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  • 82 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:54am

    Diddy wouldn't use his daddy's card

  • 89 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:54pm

    Pregnancies are highly controversial and an emotionally traumatic experience, regardless of where your stance on it lies. I would appreciate if none of you ever procreated. Some usage of prophylactics here would also be much appreciated. Kind regards, David Schulberg

  • 80 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:29pm

    No one in 330 has a black card unless they spray painted it

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:39pm

    Anyone who actually believes Obama is a socialist doesn't understand what socialism is.

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:34pm

    Religion is an escape. There is no god. The worlds was not just conjured out of thin are and neither was the human race.

  • 70 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:22am

    WTF is this FetusVac $400 charge, son?

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:38pm

    I feel sorry for the girl who was stupid enough to have sex with the uberdouche who posted this. You are a giant cock for knocking her up in the first place. Even moreso for not paying for the A with your own money. The only bright side to this is that you didn't procreate. Die in a fire.

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:56am

    You used your parents credit card? Are 16 or just a loser?

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:28pm

    People are getting abortions like they are getting coffee, it shouldn't be this casual.

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:17am

    Wow, you're a disgusting human being.

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:51pm

    this isn't funny - poor choice by tfln

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:29am

    David Shulberg was an abortion that should have happened!

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:39am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he paid for a girl's abortion with a credit card that has no limit. He feels like famous rappers because they use the same type of credit card! -Jeff

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:08pm

    I'm going to be an abortion doctor when I grow up!

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:33am

    10:34 I don't think you understand the meaning of the word, "banter". Please refrain from using it ever again.

  • 53 33
    Submitted by ashleybthamilf on Oct 12, 10 at 10:39pm

    You can't pay for an abortion with a credit card. Or rather, at the clinics I know of you can't. Cash or money orders only.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:50pm

    1019 Were not trolling. We are just all expressing are views that he's a bitch. It's freedom of speech.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:25pm

    It's really not that serious

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:03am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:20pm

    Only in a country that is wholly egotistical and holier than thou would a Christian feel like they have the right to judge others despite their supposed belief that only GOD can judge. David Schulberg is entitled to his opinion. We are entitled to ours.

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:15pm

    Only in a country that would vote for Obama would this be considered funny. Kind regards David Schulberg

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:07pm

    913: this is really disturbing. what a douche.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:39pm

    I'm more worried that this guy is impressed with being like P Diddy than him paying for the abortion...P Diddy is fuckin stupid!

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:45am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he thinks using his daddy's black card to pay for an abortion makes him cool! Like how P. Diddy would feel if he had to use his daddy's black card! -Jeff

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:41pm

    I think we should send back all the illigals to Mexico or to France. America is the home of the free and the brave. Not even the Kenya born Obama can take that away from us. Sincerely, David Schulberg

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:24pm

    Cool 508. Can I take my gf to you?

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:10am

    it was probably your dad's baby

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:58pm

    Obama couldn't have been born in Kenya if he is president, asshole.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:43pm

    David is a lying tool

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:10pm

    Abortions are highly controversial and an emotionally traumatic experience, regardless of where your stance on it lies. I would appreciate if any of you followed suit. Some messages of support here would alsp be much appreciated. Kind regards, David Schulberg

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:52pm

    Will all of you just grow up?

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:57am

    WHICH ONE IS THE REAL JEFF!!!!

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:37am

    Like I'm so sure you're dad has a black card. You know you used a sharpie to make it black.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:09pm

    David didn't attack anyone at 1:10, just gently said he thought it was out of line.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:15pm

    Screw you David. It's a joke. Get over it.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:49pm

    The girl is a cunt too. Who cares if a card paid for it. Abortions are like pizza... They are always good. Sincerely, David Schulberg

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:33pm

    HOMOs Sincerely, David Schulberg

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:14am

    10:34 do you know what banter means?

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:43pm

    LOL @ 12:29. Fucking Ohio, or should I say "Oh-hire"

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:35am

    you sick fuck. abortions kill

    • 51 49
      Submitted by JBooty on Jan 18, 11 at 12:01am

      No shit dumb ass, if you care that much, go adopt some unwanted babies.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:20pm

    Nice job dude. Way to get some!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:06am

    1057 - definately the second jeff... the real jeff uses ! after every sentance

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:39pm

    Also, I could never impose a viewpoint on my fellow TFLNers! Whatever race, religion, sex, political belief, social background or whatever, I dont mind! I cherish the individuality of the people i meet and see on TFLN. Sincerely, David Schulberg

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:20pm

    You guys need to calm down. If it's that upsetting to you don't look at it. And stop trying to force your religion down on us.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:31am

    I don't care who u are that's funny

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:30pm

    You know tht "all you retards who post on this site " now kncludes you too.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:52pm

    David has no life!!!

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:45pm

    David Schulberg is a C*unt. Abortions are awsome.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:43pm

    Ohio is the state that refuses to die. I agree, no one in Ohio even qualifies for a Starbucks card.....

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:47am

    Bull shit! U have prob never even seen a black card.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:19pm

    Right ive reported all of you trolling pieces of shit for cyber bullying david schulberg. Youve all got very little to be proud of.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:21pm

    No ones forcing you to look at it are they?

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:06am

    go figure....its an Ohio area code, near the akron area.........the kid is for sure 16 and the girl is obvi. a little skank......go kill somemore kids bitch ass

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:39am

    aw 10:56 - don't worry - maybe one day you can live in a place like el salvador where they think like you and abortions only happen in alleys, since doctors aren't allowed to perform them.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:55pm

    You're all douchebags!

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:47pm

    I wish I could have killed David Schulberg with a clothes hanger. -Jeff

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:03am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't pay for that girl's abortion.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:35am

    Hey abortions are always funny. especially when performed by good ol' Dr. Marten

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:35am

    Only with even less talent. Yikes!

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:27pm

    Are you retarded 10:34? He's saying this site is funny and he is here for the humour but that this one wasnt funny. The fact this got posted doesnt make it 'funny'. Following your warped logic, if TFLN posted a picture of someone getting raped then anyone who was upset by it or said that's not remotely funny would have no sense of humour and should 'fuck off'. Get a grip you douchebag

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:34am

    That text is lame. I call bullshit.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:34pm

    Schulberg, if you can't take a joke, then FUCK YOU. This site is for humor, not banter.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:36pm

    Amen 2:20. I only posted at 1:10, but it appears I now have some copycats. I am sorry for any anger I've caused, I truly am. I was merely expressing my opinion that TFLN can do better than this. And it can, can't it? Some of the stuff here is HILARIOUS! And i just felt they didn't have to post this stuff, as the controversy aside, it isn't even that funny on its own merit. Sincerely, David Schulberg

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:50pm

    Lol kill the fucking baby bitch!

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:56am

    Just like..I payed for the gun and the bullets for my my wife to kill my son/ daughter...

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:45pm

    David Schulberg is a Cunt

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:58am

    Lmfao that's baller as hell

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:25am

    thats fucking terrible dude. i'm pro choice and all, but if the girl cant pay for her own fucking abortion, then she should really consider celibacy. or condoms and birth control. they're both pretty good choices. you should never brag about abortion, its not a fucking conversation piece. loser.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:47pm

    Anyone who thinks abortion is funny is a stupid sinner who is going to have a short painful death. Sincerely, David Schulberg

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:32pm

    You can fight it all you want. There is only one lord and saviour and all you sinners who laugh at this will pay the ultimite price. Keep voting democratic and keep laughing at evil jokes. And I will be laughing in the end. David Schulberg

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:12pm

    Everything has boundaries, humour included, and in this case TFLN could easily have knocked back this TFLN considering how many other, funnier texts they would have received.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:52am

    1139: who said they didn't happen? Not me. So why don't you open your eyes and read what I said. It's still murder

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:15pm

    @the first 1229. 330 has some of the most expensive suburbs in the country, like hudson [where i'm from], and yes, my dad's got a black card.

    • 55 40
      Submitted by pritcho9 on Oct 14, 10 at 7:35pm

      way to rep the 330 (: there are TONS of people who are 1) filthy freaking rich & 2) live in the 330/ohio, like all states. i could say tons of stereotypes about every state, so dont insult ohio unless you are a michigan fan. thankss. \nsuck it.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by john117 on Jan 11, 11 at 2:41am

    Abortion is good (well not good but is a very nice optionto have) to all of you religious try hards shut the fuc/k up seriously would you rather\n\nA Get an abortion and it is almost like it never happened \n\nOr B Have to take care of the child ending your highschool/higher education classes and Fu/cking you In the ass

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:03pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:10pm

    Hey guys, David Schulberg here. I am thinking of writing to the admin here and asking them to stop posting TFLN's making fun of abortions.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:09pm

    @12:29 - my thoughts exactly

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:17pm

    Some people deal with trauma with humour... If you don't, that's your choice, but why inflict your views upon others?

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:51pm

    You get double American express points and the remains of the fetus back so you can play with them and share with your buddies. Win!!!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:41pm

    12:29 hahahaha so true

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:14pm

    If you were good Christians and believed in God you wouldn't think this is Funny. Best Wishes David Schulberg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:29pm

    I agree with schulberg somebody should of clipped Obama's mother when she was pregnant then we would not have to deal with his Marxist, socialistic bullshit that is going to bring this country to it's knees. Cause all you retards that post on this site won't have jobs.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:06pm

    Wow, some you are unbelievable. If someone is offended by a joke about abortion, fair enough.