fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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