There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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