There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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