She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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