Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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