If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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