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  • 90 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:44pm

    in high school i made my boyfriend carry tampons in his pocktes at prom. poor fella.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:37am

    maybe he gets nosebleeds a lot......?

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:30am

    maybe he likes to drink shots thru a tampon?

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:41am

    My best friend who is a lesbian once spent the whole evening hitting on this hot thing in a bar she thought was a short dyke that ended up being a guy.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:15pm

    He is like a tampon thief he had to pull some strings :P

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:35am

    this is the type of shit you know its fake hands down

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:53am

    My friend sometimes does, because he was a medic on birthright and they were required to carry tampons for the girls. its just a habit at this point, but we rail on him for it haha.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:26pm

    you dont use fucking tampons on bulletwounds. your boyfriend was a terrible medic then. They have anti-coagulant properties, which is exactly what you dont want to shove into a bullet hole. pressure and kerlex are what you use.

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:37am

    WTF? Either he's a raging homo or this is fake.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:55am

    hahahahah 9:37 i was gonna say dat too

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:17pm

    like a scene from a funny movie...

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:13am

    Why do people take texts posted here so seriously? If it's funny just roll with it, if it's not just take pity.

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:46pm

    you were so drunk last night you ate a tampon

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:27am

    he needs it to soak up the bloody from his arse hole...

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:17pm

    Even if there are tampons without anti-coagulant properties, Thats not such a good idea for bullet wounds.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:12pm

    My bf carried tampons w him in Iraq... For bullet wounds.

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:47am

    Or he could be trans. I knew a transman who carried tampons out of habit formed back when he was female. He hadn't menstruated in years, but just in case. . .

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:41am

    dude, my guy friend carries tampons and lets the girls know it. he says it's a great way to be all the girls' friends and has gotten dates because of it.. ya. no shit. (:D

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:59am

    the text could be real but just a joke

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:20pm

    failllllllllllllllllllllll ^

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:55pm

    I posted this. It is a real text. And yes, it's sarcasm. (Thank you 10:59 and 11:12.)

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:39pm

    LMAO 3:20 that was a fail...

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:12am

    yeah, I'm thinking along the same lines as 10:59. Problem is sarcasm/jokes don't carry through text so well...

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:39pm

    315. Bo burnham!!!!! Woooohhh! But you said it wrong it's... Just like a tampon thief I ad to pull some strings

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:24pm

    @ 2:44PM Your boyfriend should have cheated on you just for that.

  • 55 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:30am

    first response was 10x funnier than the text itself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:03pm

    WHY WOULD YOU /BORROW/ A TAMPON?!