PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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