we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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