why didn't you poke me back
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
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I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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