Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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