This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It was confusing and full of hummus
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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