It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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