tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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I have fence marks all over my body
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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