I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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