So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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