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...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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