I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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