just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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