when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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