What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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