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  • 89 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:54pm

    Puma? New term for 30-something hotties.

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:04pm

    hahahahaha. i am the jailbait dream...but actually jailbait

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:16pm

    Time to make the doughnuts...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:40pm

    that is what i got from it too, 8:21

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:51pm

    Don't worry love, someday you'll be a full-grown cougar. And then maybe a MILF.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:00pm

    There is just no such phase. This is just a fugly 30-something txt.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:52pm

    I have decided that dudes are not male cougars, but mountain lions.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:47pm

    8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy!!! I like both girls waaay younger than me and girls older than me. I don't give a fuck. They each have their own different things they bring to the table. The older broads don't care and just want to get fucked and they know how to do it. And the young ones these days are so eager to please they'll do anything.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:04pm

    I often joke I am a man's jailbait dream. I look 16 but I'm old enough to be more than legal.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:59pm

    Male cougars are called something awesome like "mougars"... might have to look it up.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:31pm

    I'm in the 405 and I'm flattered but I'm happy with my male cougar. I realized today I was such a Lolita when I was underaged.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:21pm

    am I the only one that read the text as a guy saying what he is preferring at the moment? Like I either like them really young or really old?

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:15pm

    5:04 - buy you a drink?

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:54pm

    omg are u that studly guy i had the most amazing sex with last night?

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:11pm

    30's- puma, 40's- cougar, 50's- jaguar...anything more than that is just wrong. and btw, i want a bumper sticker that says this!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:51 you sound like my kinda gal

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:44pm

    i think the text is saying that he is hooking up with jailbait girls and cougars at the same time. well not literally the same time.. but yea

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:33pm

    okay, a little far from me on the east coast, 917, but glad you're happy with your male cougar. how much older was he when you were underage? not especially into younger girls but I like the Lolita reference

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:48pm

    if you are ugly or fat you aren't a cougar, you're just fat or ugly

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:52pm

    I strive to be a cougar...

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:57pm

    i'm 45 and have a 24 year old begging me to bang him after oral sex a few months ago.... now i ask you. who is in the win column here? hah (:D

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:24pm

    Male Cougar = Manther

    • 26 47
      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 2, 11 at 7:56am

      that'll be me, I look easy 10 years younger than I actually am

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:29am

    seriously...if girls want a bulimic fictional character and think he's hot because he's practically a human skeleton good for u...but leave those stupid thoughts to urself

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:53pm

    my dick is 10.5 inches long

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:55pm

    8:53 here, yeah that was me, i fucked like 3 of your friends there too :)

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:17pm

    5:04 - what's your area code? I'm 5:15

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:16pm

    i love cougars...and everyone should know cougars are not 29, 33, or maybe even 35, they're closer to 40 or moving close to 50. hell, they could be 55 and still look 47 and smoking.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:53pm

    She's jailbait because she is under eighteen and the older guys don't want her. And shes a cougar because it looks "wrong" if she dates younger guys who are actually interested.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:38pm

    i'm in that awkward stage between jailbait and puma... is there a term for 20-something ladies?

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:54pm

    seriously that doesnt even make sense ...jailbait is under 18 and cougar is over 40. i hate that dumb people with their dumb txts get posted on the site and some ppl have absolutely hilarious txts and they won't post them!

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:20pm

    I posit that the average of jailbait and cougar is uneventfully aged woman.

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:56pm

    2:54 I got some Valium... it'll be ok. Shhhhhhhhh

  • 41 69
    Submitted by awesome024abby on Jan 15, 10 at 11:39am

    i have this on a shirt!

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:09am

    Agreed 2:54. I'm pretty sure the jailbait and cougar phases are the awkward ones.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:03pm

    8:53 id like to see it

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:54pm

    Ey, this sentence is 4 the wanna-be who is actually analyze the txt! i dig you: cause jvst today i was thinkin'; d@mn, do i get wth the daughter [or] the mum's? my friend said, "knwin' you; you'll get wth both of them, hvin' argue [&] still screwin' around wth you"!

  • 34 58
    Submitted by SheDaHustlaah on Feb 9, 11 at 1:02pm

    This is me.

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:48pm

    Bobcat - a cougar in training. You will achieve ultimate cougar status soon young grasshopper

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:16pm

    male cougars are called... males. wtf? every guy goes after girls half his age. there need not be a separate term for this!!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:09pm

    Why are people still talking about a fictional vampire? You all need to get out more.

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:16pm

    Shall we switch to the non-fictional variety to get your gourds going?

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:54pm

    An adult?

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:00am

    9:45, I wouldn't criticize someone for being dumb... by using incorrect grammar. Tool.

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:21pm

    bahahahaha 3:54 i love you

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:16pm

    @3:09 "fictional vampire"....are you implying that you believe vampires are real?

  • 45 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:02pm

    This is what we call a "panther".....

  • 37 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:01pm

    is this an age thing or a location thing?

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:55pm

    hey 254 thats the funny part about the text, moron

  • 37 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:54pm

    18-45 is an awfuly long "awkward phase"... its called adulthood

  • 33 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:09 have you not seen that man.. he's super fast, bites, and sparkles. could you imagine the sexx. i just got goosebummbsss. mmmmm. :))

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:56pm

    yeah i know 8:53 :D i was there it was soooo hott