I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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