I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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