i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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