a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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