She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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