absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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