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  • 285 79
    Submitted by vol4ek on Jun 10, 10 at 4:18pm
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    'god i havent been fucked like that since gradeschool'

  • 199 47
    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 10, 10 at 4:22pm
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    Just stick a guy's hand down your pants. I'm sure he'll be able to take a hint.

  • 140 61
    Submitted by whatchthis on Jun 10, 10 at 4:25pm
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    Be sure your chin and back are just as smooth

  • 136 63
    Submitted by idgaf on Jun 10, 10 at 4:16pm
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    viva la brazilian

  • 125 63
    Submitted by incognito31 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:52am
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    Fuck getting laid.. After a painfull wax I just want a mouth all over that shit

  • 109 74
    Submitted by dubbydubs on Jun 10, 10 at 9:54pm
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    everybody should love a hairless vag. i cant even remember what mine looks like with hair ive been waxing so long!

  • 83 64
    Submitted by beezy1011 on Jun 10, 10 at 6:53pm
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    story of my life. I hope you get laid too

  • 88 81
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 10, 10 at 8:02pm
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    It is simple honey, lower your standards. Also beauty is a light switch away.

  • 82 71
    Submitted by Itsjustjustin on Jun 10, 10 at 6:27pm
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    I'm more partial to the landing strip ;)

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 10, 10 at 4:25pm
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    Paging Chris Hanson...Paging Chris Hanson....

  • 69 52
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 10, 10 at 5:07pm
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    Just pass the hint onto the guy, you'll get your action. Love the smooth vag too!

  • 77 68
    Submitted by bojanglez on Jun 10, 10 at 4:21pm
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    Something sounds terribly wrong in this post...

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 11, 10 at 8:43am
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    So we want the update: get laid or not?

  • 58 42
    Submitted by cutechicki69 on Jun 11, 10 at 12:59am
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    Alpha1332. Stfu. My life is fly is cool but whatever. Doesn't pertain to the text. As for the text, I feel u. I went through pain today getting a wax. I got laid tonight. :) you can do it. Any guys wanna text it, one eight one five two five eight two eight five five. Hit me up.

  • 64 55
    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 11, 10 at 12:42am
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    Story of my life.

  • 58 46
    Submitted by lollygaga on Jun 11, 10 at 2:41am
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    Sit over there she's coming out in a minute. My name is Chris hanson and you are royally effed sir. So sit down and sip your lemonade because you have just squeezed your last drop of juice...

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jun 11, 10 at 11:15am
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    all i can think about is how you had pubes in 3rd grade. 3rd grade!

  • 63 57
    Submitted by sierra12 on Jun 11, 10 at 12:09am
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    Boys shaved v or totally smooth???

  • 56 44
    Submitted by sdub on Jun 10, 10 at 9:42pm
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    Yummy

  • 64 61
    Submitted by ThazMrPlaya2U on Jun 10, 10 at 5:04pm
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    @vol4ek: Fight Club ftw.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 10, 10 at 7:18pm
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    if you're a girl and cant get laid when you want then either youre super fucking ugly or are out of your league....its most likely the first one as seeing 90% of the loser guys on here would fuck no qustions asked as long as you had long hair....

    • 42 43
      Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 10, 10 at 10:01pm
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      or she has standards and by hoping to get laid she means hoping to get laid by someone worth getting laid by. dont guys sometimes feel the same way?

  • 54 43
    Submitted by itseffinrae on Jun 12, 10 at 3:49am
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    Lols win win

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 3:07pm
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    Ewe tht Is just plain sick

  • 57 52
    Submitted by enitenite on Jun 12, 10 at 7:22am
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    I love a pussy that is smooth. 9one8six2nine5five2eight

  • 61 60
    Submitted by MarineFD343 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:05pm
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    Oh, I'd be more than happy to help the support the cause

  • 60 64
    Submitted by texican on Jun 11, 10 at 1:00am
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    Keep it clean Sasquatch!

  • 54 55
    Submitted by alpha1332 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:58pm
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    Visit My Life Is Fly

  • 58 66
    Submitted by DAAAYMO on Jun 10, 10 at 8:26pm
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    @guitar_boy: third person references ftw!

  • 102 154
    Submitted by RadMuffin on Jun 10, 10 at 4:59pm
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    Who wants to fuck someone that has the vag of an 8 year old?! Retarded ass people.

    • 42 56
      Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 11, 10 at 12:11am
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      This guy! <thumbs towards self>

  • 60 73
    Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 10, 10 at 7:05pm
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    I wonder if the news anchor lady has a shaved vag.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by caretaker22 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:53am
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    Ick.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by bent80 on Jun 11, 10 at 8:14am
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    Hey 214, I'm eight one seven; we should sixty-nine...

  • 49 55
    Submitted by crazyg on Jun 11, 10 at 7:39am
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    Sweet

  • 50 62
    Submitted by mkeough1 on Jun 10, 10 at 4:28pm
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    @vol4ek awesome

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Serec on Jun 11, 10 at 8:28am
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    So when you were 9....jungle tiem?

  • 52 68
    Submitted by arrison on Jun 10, 10 at 8:09pm
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    That's terrible seeing as how a teacher from Woodrow was just arrested the other day for having child pornography. Agh.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 11, 10 at 9:36pm
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    Call me!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:17pm
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    No seriously .. Call me!

  • 40 54
    Submitted by bonbon345 on Jun 13, 10 at 2:53am
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    Fucking right !!! Love nights like that!

  • 47 68
    Submitted by summerstorm on Jun 11, 10 at 1:28pm
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    @incognito31 - I love that you said that, in just that way, and I concur.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 11, 10 at 1:13am
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    Who doesn't like a smooth vag? The bonus is the easy girl it belongs to

  • 65 104
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 10, 10 at 8:12pm
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    The question, rad muffin, is who wouldn't want to fuck an 8 year old.... Oh my god guitar boy is a pedo... No, how about hairy vags are gross...

  • 46 67
    Submitted by F_Off on Jun 11, 10 at 11:48am
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    Call me...

  • 41 60
    Submitted by ttarv1415 on Jun 11, 10 at 2:53am
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    I love Dallas!!!

  • 42 62
    Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jun 10, 10 at 7:25pm
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    Velvet Acid Christ FTW!!!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by firebrig42 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:32pm
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    Srsly Dallas is strange

  • 32 59
    Submitted by tabertot on Jun 15, 10 at 3:16am
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    Wow if u can't get laid then u got problems

  • 43 85
    Submitted by richp on Jun 11, 10 at 1:26am
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    Hey she's from my area! Lobe the smooth snatch -

  • 4 9
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 15, 12 at 9:57am
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    We're you ate before you were nine?

  • 38 91
    Submitted by vagitarian on Jun 10, 10 at 7:18pm
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    Too bad it probably smells like an 88 year old vag!