Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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