Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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