i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize