Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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