How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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