he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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