oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The ass gains better be worth it
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